This is the brief and sordid musical biography of Sarah Brosch. As you can clearly see, she has opted to write in the third person to avoid feeling self-absorbed.

1988:
Sarah's quest for musical stardom begins with a $20 Sears acoustic guitar, some lessons and the Joe Fava guitar instruction series. Before long, she is playing super hip tunes such as "Little Brown Jug" and "Tisket, a Tasket." She listens to artists like Amy Grant and Debbie Gibson.

1993:
Sarah accidentally meets her first bandmates whilst playing monthly at the local catholic church. She quickly embraces grunge, and The Sacred Cows form. Reputable shows at highly respected venues ensue, such as church festivals and middle school cafeterias. She discovers piano is cool, but hard.

1995:

Sacred Cows fire Sarah because she cramps their style. She forms her own band with several classmates. They play a pep rally and talent show as Kernal Blimp, but soon replace the guitarist with Eddie Van Halen reincarnated, become Over the Edge, play some cool shows, and record two songs in a hippie's kitchen. Everyone abandons Sarah, and she is thrown into a state of bandless confusion.

1996-1998:
Two unnamed bands which never get out of the basement come and go. Fun is had, but nothing productive occurs.

1998:

 Sarah joins reagan?. She is surprised that they do not suck. Sarah is forced into learning how to write songs, and she returns to her roots in more church basements and bingo tents. They spend the next five years going through drummers like Evian, recording two and one-half albums, driving four hours up north, and opening for the likes of The Contours, Deep Blue Something, and Smalltown Poets. They are moderately successful in their endeavors, and are still technically a band. Perhaps one day, Sarah will put together an online shrine to them, but today is not that day.

2003:
Sarah goes solo. She writes! She records! She has nothing more to say for now because she must wait and see how it goes.

FIN.